Thursday 9 July 2015

Slannesh is DEAD. A moment of Silence please


The latest information to be coming from Age of Sigmar is Tyrion, Warrior-God of the Aelf, has captured/destroyed Slannesh.

Taking the Prince of Pleasures place, a new Chaos God, this time one more soccer mum friendly...

40K your next...

Cause you know, smashing peoples skulls in is more PC than boobs...

7 comments:

  1. That image really isn't a good sign for Slaanesh (pardon the pun), it seems clear to me that there's a new kid in Godtown. Looks like Malekith's helmet, but that could be coincidence.

    I wonder if the Verminlords were an indicator of the direction. 3 of the 4 generic types matched Khorne (the Warlord), Tzeentch (Warpseer) and Nurlge (Plaguelord or whatever). The fourth one, the Deceiver or whatever he was called, didn't really match Slaanesh.

    So maybe shadows and deception is where the new Chaos God will end up. Maybe Morathi hit the big time.

    Also, I agree that it says nothing good about our society, that brutal killing is more acceptable than sex.

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    1. I would say the new Chaos god will be about deception and guile. They should go full hog and introduce several more Chaos gods over and above 4

      no more bewbs

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  2. My guess is that it's the great horned one since skaven have now been brought into the chaos fold. And that symbol looks like some of the runes on the skaven end times stuff to boot

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  3. Be'lakhor is a possibility. the final Gotrek and Felix had him attempting to rise above the 'petty' gods of chaos to rule everyone by using the end times to swell belief in his power through his son Archaon...

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  4. I was kind of expecting the new figures to be the sigmarines with bows and the lord with the pet Demigryph.

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  5. I would guess the Horned Rat. Khorne is all about up close and personal pathological violence, whereas Skaven are more subtle and sneaky. Sounds like a good "opposite god" for Khorne.

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    1. You will be looking forward to your rats being brought into the bosom of Chaos. Oh wat no more bewbs...

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